First of all, everyone loves a good pun. And what better way to break the ice than by making them laugh? If you tell your crush one of these pickup lines, you’re almost guaranteed to score a date on Valentine’s Day!
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Show off your patriotism with this one! The land of the free and the home of the emotionally available.
I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
Ahhh, a true classic. How can anyone deny a line as smooth as this one?
Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Slide a nice compliment into your opening line. Not only are you breaking the ice, but you’re also flattering them at the same time!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Oooh, kill ‘em! This one is so cheesy, you better hope they’re not lactose intolerant. If they have a good sense of humor, they’ll really appreciate this line.
Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If you’re trying to get a date for Valentine’s Day, this line will definitely help you out! Cupid is the perfect guy to bring up in the name of love.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
This one will catch them off guard a little. It seems like you’re only looking out for their safety at first (win), but you’re really just telling them how much you only want them to be yours (double-win).
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Let them know you can see a future together. It’s not so extreme that you’ll chase them away, but it’s just the right balance of optimism, and forwardness and flattery. And starting off with a little chuckle can’t hurt either.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right. I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Kill ‘em with flattery! Tell the lucky one how they’re your dream guy or girl and pretty soon, they’ll be eating out of the palm of your hand.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Super smooth. This line will catch them a little off guard at first until they take a second to actually think about what you just said. If all goes well, they’ll tell you their name and you can call them yours.
Are you a pirate? Because I want cho booty.
Ready to (kind of) turn up the heat. This pun will definitely get them to crack a smile, which will ease that awkward tension. Plus, who doesn’t love a good compliment on their physical appearance?
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
This is such a great line. Wait for their opinion on raisins before you ask them about dates. They probably won’t even realize what you’re asking at first, but there is bound to be an “ah ha!” moment coming after. You’ll definitely get complimented on your cleverness from this pickup line.
You’ve got plenty of options to choose from, so get started!
And just remember—if you fail at first, try and try again. Persistence is key!
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