It’s about that time of the year where we’re just about halfway to Halloween. Our anticipation for our favorite time of the year is continuing to grow stronger and best believe we’re getting all geared up to ensure our fans are treated to another incredible Halloween season. So we thought it’d be a great idea to get the Halloween hype train rolling with some hilarious and spooky Dad jokes! Everyone deserves a good laugh every once in a while and what better way to celebrate than by slinging some jokes to get the mood going.
DISCLAIMER: Dad jokes are extremely corny and no matter how hard we tried we just couldn’t help ourselves with some of these. Sorry not sorry in advance.
Ghost Dad Jokes
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Mali-Boo!
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
For the boos!
What’s a ghost’s favorite play?
Romeo and GHOUL-iet!
Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them!
What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
Hide and shriek!
Mummy Dad Jokes
What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A crumby mummy!
What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
WRAP!
What is it called when a mummy is in the wrong coffin?
A grave mistake!
How did the mummy get so rich?
He invested in CRYPT-ocurrency
What’s kind of underwear do mummies wear?
Fruit of the Tomb!
Zombie Dad Jokes
What kind of bread do zombies prefer?
Whole brain
What did the zombie say to the police officer?
You’ll never take me alive
Why did the zombie get boo-ed of stage?
His jokes had gone bad
What did the zombie say when he met the human?
Nice to EAT you
What is the undead’s favorite type of cheese?
Zom-BRIE
Witch Dad Jokes
What did the witch do after she got to her hotel?
Ask for BROOM service
How does a witch know what time it is?
She checks her Witch-watch
What happened to the witch when she got in trouble at school?
She was ex-spelled
What does a witch and a candle have in common?
They’re both wicked
What do witches ride in Australia?
Broom-erangs
Vampire Dad Jokes
What’s a vampire’s go-to drink?
A bloody mary
How come Dracula is never invited to parties?
He sucks the life out of them
What happened when the two vampires had a race?
They finished neck and neck
Why do people hate vampires?
Because they suck
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
Which of these hilarious jokes are your favorite? You’ll have all your friends and family cracking up once you start to tell some jokes from our awesome list. Think you’ve got something funnier? Send us your best spooky jokes to all of our socials @SpiritHalloween and we’ll be the judge. For more awesome content to get you in the Halloween mood be sure to check out our official blog right here! For the best Halloween costumes, décor and accessories, be sure to visit us at SpiritHalloween.com!
